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Hetalia Crack LetterDear Dad ,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Russia and I Are getting Married. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that France loves Hello Kitty
Go milk a Cow
P.S. - England hates you, just thought you should know.
Ok, now that you've looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions and put the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.
Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - America
Red - England
White - China
Black - Lithuania
Grey - Greece
Yellow - Turkey
Pink - Sweden
Brown - Poland
Purple - Iceland
No shirt - France
Other - Russia
2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secret obsession
Things I'm not allowed to do..
Things Im not allowed to do at hogwarts.
Telling Snape that Mike Rowe is coming to record the seventh year potions class is not Funny.
-especially after I've already called Mike and he can't find the place.
Muggle electrical items DO NOT WORK inside of Hogwarts, and Enchanting them to work is not smart.
-especially if McGonnagall walks in.
Seamus Finnagan, though not after my "lucky charms", is after my Pron. (and for those who don't know what pron is, switch the o and r.)
-as is Snape, Draco, Harry, Ron, Dean, Crabbe, Goyle, the Patil twins, McGonnagall, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Luna, Madam Rosmerta, and Hermione.
Under no circumstances, am I to be allowed into the Three Broomsticks, The Hog's Head, and Any other Bar in Hogmeade.
-I'm not even allowed into Hogmeade.
-Especially after My 'Newt's Eye- Bat wing experiment' incident.
-Thank you Fred and George, for the suggestion.
I am not allowed to have a mini tiger, no matter how cute, harmless, and completely devoted to me, it is.
I am not
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